D00k

Walking to class today, I heard a couple girls talking:

I had a pretty good weekend. I guess. Except Tennessee lost to Duke.

See, this is ECU. We're not Tennessee fans; we're whoever's playing against Dook fans.

Those stupid Dookers. They think they're so much better than us. Just because their academic standards are so much higher, and they always beat us in sports, and their graduates earn more money, and they have better name recognition, and. . .