Why I'm better than you(Potentially relevant link)
Why I'm better than you:I just joined the ACLU.
What's that? You say you're a member too? Don't worry. This post can still be saved.
Why you're no longer better than me:I just joined the ACLU.
Oh, wait! You're not an American, you say? Your nation doesn't do that whole 'torturing people' thing? Fine. Be that way.
Why we're both great:Neither of us has much people-torture blood on our hands.