On Saturday, Charles and I were petting a dog1 and Charles commented 'Don't you wish you smelled as good as a dog?'
It took me a moment to understand what the hell he meant. Sure, this dog was quite clean (though her breath was awful), but...why would I want to smell like her?
Charles has now been educated as to the difference between 'good' and 'well'. These are different words with different meaning.
Now if only people would learn to adverbalise the rest of their adverbs. These Things Matter.
1 84% wolf, say the owners. I find that very unlikely. 87.5%, maybe.