You know what would make the Muppets super cool? A whole array of Scooters. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew could create them.
The Scooters would join together into a powerful union and demand raises and more vacation time.
But Kermit would say 'No!' and push them down the stairs. This fix, however, would be sadly temporary. By Autumn, they'd be back with more bargaining power than ever.
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